2. babybowsers:

    me: *petting a cat* nice

    cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

    me: image


    (via whatsacanada)


  3. "Let me assure you: the world is full of mediocre men who are stunning successes."

  4. how-ya-derrrn:

    don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

    (via imasteredtheavatarstate)


  5. "MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
    LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
    LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"

  6. blackberryshawty:

    Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.

    (via dutchster)

  7. retrogasm:

    I try but something always fucks it up…


  8. proclone-myrtle-tyrell:

    • Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)



    (via unclefather)

  9. (Source: tra-nsparent, via ratsoff)

  12. thanks for asking.

    (Source: televisionsgifs, via kindredwishes)

  15. biosphere2:

    Happy 239th birthday to Tucson, home of the University of Arizona!

    (via win-and-toniic)